Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
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i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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