Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
My day in three words: secret purse cake
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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