Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
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