Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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