I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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