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Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
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Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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