new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I'm determined to sit on that face.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.