I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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