have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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