So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
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I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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