Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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