I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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