3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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