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say what?
wanna hang out?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
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