WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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