fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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