I accidentally burped into my bong.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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