i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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