I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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