Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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