: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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