from now on my penis is your penis
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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