an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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