Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
you inspire me to be a worse person
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Randomize
