I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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