Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
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Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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