Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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