It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
