this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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