Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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