Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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