Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
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