Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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