Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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