Can Purell be used as lube?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
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My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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