I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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