"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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