when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
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Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
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HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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