Christians are straight up FREAKS
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Fuck
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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