I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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