Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I'm always down for nudity.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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