well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
They took my balls.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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