I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
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I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
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He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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