Who did Billy Mays play for?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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