oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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