Don't you send me to vm
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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