That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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