what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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