yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
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im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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