just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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