I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
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On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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