OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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