fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
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They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
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Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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