Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
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She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
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Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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