I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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