So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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