Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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