So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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