Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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